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19, from Italy. Cisgirl, she/her pronouns. My life goal is to find the cure to cancer, and I like photography. If you feel like talking to me, please go ahead! I love chatting to random people so don't ever feel like you're disturbing. Enjoy your stay! " We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are.
We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes manifestations. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail. " - John Green, Looking for Alaska
Anonymous ask:
So che hai la tua opinione, ma io seguo i 1D da qualche anno e sinceramente vedo tra Harry e Louis un rapporto di amicizia, certo magari profonda, ma amicizia. Se stessero davvero insieme o fossero gay per quale motivo non lo dovrebbero dire?
corpidicarta replied:

Hai ragione. Voglio dire, non ho mai visto due amici che non si guardano così.

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Ti ricordi le innumerevoli e ostentate volte quella volta in cui Louis ha fatto vedere ad Harry come si accarezza un microfono? Perché i microfoni si accarezzano. Sulla punta. Per conforto.

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E quella volta in cui Louis ha detto che aveva passato i giorni passati a cercare di camminare? Mannaggia, chissà quali scherzi si fanno a vicenda questi due amiconi per non riuscire a camminare. 

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E quella volta che hanno descritto come giocano a Mario Kart? 

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Tutti i ragazzi che conosco giocano così. Uguale. Perché è così che funziona Mario Kart. Ma dicevamo? 

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Normalissima la reazione di qualcuno che che “is getting head!” Ma la testa della statua, ovviamente. Non head nell’altro senso. È un caso che Louis abbia la faccia soddisfatta di chi ha fatto terno al lotto: è solo contento che Harry riceva la parte superiore della statuina. Tenero amicone.

Hai presente quella diceria per cui se guardi fisso una persona per più di un tot di secondi è desiderio o di sesso o di omicidio? Sarà omicidio. Amichevolmente parlando.

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E Harry a Dallas? Avranno fatto una corsettina assieme. Cioè, mica sta brillando di luce propria post-coito. Dite a Louis di fargli fare meno esercizio fisico.

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Effettivamente, ora che mi ci fai pensare, mica Harry continua a guardarlo come se lo immaginasse costantemente nudo e ricoperto di panna e cioccolato. Tutto rimane molto platonico.

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Anche se lo sguardo da maniaco omicida ad un certo punto diventa preoccupante. Forse la loro amicizia non è vera come pensiamo.

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Anche i matching tattoo sono una cosa da laddy bro pal. Mica una cosa da… coppia…

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Dici che a Louis è scappato un morso lì mentre giocavano alla lotta?

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Sono sempre più convinta che tu abbia ragione. Non è che ci sono milioni di dollari e milioni di fan in mezzo. Non è che il closeting sia ancora una pratica comune nel mondo delle celebrità e soprattutto nel mondo dei fandom popolati da ragazze adolescenti. Insomma, gli 1D dovevano attirare un pubblico di bimbe e ragazzine che se li vogliono sposare! Che spendono un sacco di soldi su qualsiasi merdata vendano! Che probabilmente smetterebbero di seguirli se facessero coming out! Non è che nel 2014 c’è ancora molta omofobia, in giro, no. Macché. Poi effettivamente non mi viene in mente nessuna celebrità che ha fatto coming out più in là nella sua carriera dopo anni di closeting.

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Devo continuare? O basta così? No, perché continuare a dire “sono solo amici” o “perché non dovrebbero fare coming out” a questo punto mi sembra soltanto, detto papale papale, non-voler-vedere. Meglio che non faccio battutine sulla “profondità” di quest’amicizia.

Come direbbe Lucianina:

gingerandblue:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in a newspaper.

gingerandblue:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in a newspaper.

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

poparoll:


This is actually a much more accurate representation of love than a photo of two people kissing could ever hope to be.

poparoll:

This is actually a much more accurate representation of love than a photo of two people kissing could ever hope to be.

stylesforstiles:

A couple months ago I found myself getting SO MAD every time people would call Harry a “heaux” and sexualize him to the point of stripping him of his humanity. I do not understand how people find his onstage antics sexual. The final straw was in August when I went to one of…


@JohannahDarling: Missing my Louis! #firsteversportsday xx

@JohannahDarling: Missing my Louis! #firsteversportsday xx

magic-disney:

shield-maiden-for-christ:

moistplinth03:

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
Best One Yet

I love these transitional gifs

BEST ONE YET

yourpantseridan:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
Goof nugget? Sweet onions? Shooby Darn??? Pokemon??????
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."
I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

I still use this as an Equius RP referance

yourpantseridan:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.

Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”

So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.

Goof nugget?
Sweet onions?
Shooby Darn???
Pokemon??????

And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."

I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

I still use this as an Equius RP referance

takemehomefromnarnia:

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Phoenix, ARIZONA – Phoenix residents Sarah, 33, and her daughter Kayley, 15, had been eagerly looking forward to the One Direction’s show in their city on September 16th. They were taking part in Rainbow…

a-dope-vandals-dream:

ragewang:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

do not do this to my frail and mortal being

Number 4 just brought me such intense happiness